5.24.2011

Sometimes giving up is the most progressive thing one can do.
If you think you're ready for something, get ready to find 30 surprises around the corner.
They say we haven't discovered time travel.  I say they're wrong.  They should try flying to Singapore and back.
Singapore is like Asian-perpetual-summer-New York: hot and humid as hell and a Starbucks on every corner.

1.27.2011

Remember when I said that there is no limit to disappointment when you are filled with confidence?  It may be the most true thing I've ever said especially if DHL is involved.

1.24.2011

There is one thing that almost the entire world has in common: pigeons.

1.23.2011

1.20.2011

If you're prone to climatically influenced depression, I would not recommend Northern Europe in the winter.

1.16.2011

I couldn't say that primrose means, unequivocally, what I thought it meant.

1.14.2011